My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
This makes me happy.
sansa, 12 year old girl: yeah can we not have sex please
tyrion, grown man: well i’m a little bit sad but that’s reasonable tbh
fandom: BUT HE TREATED HER SO WELL SHE’S SUCH A BITCH TO HIM HE DIDN’T EVEN RAPE HER WHY WON’T SHE LOVE HIM
look buddy ive been on tumblr.com a few years so like.. I know a thing or two about race and gender politics
this is actually what texas sounds like
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
Just recently, I read a script that had me sobbing. I’ve never been so moved by a story, and I thought it was so beautiful and amazing, and I just couldn’t wait for this script to get made so that the world could see it… but I just wasn’t her, I just wasn’t the character.
keep in mind many men don’t really like women, they like the high regard afforded them by other men when seen with a certain kind of woman. they like the confirmations of their masculinity and sexual prowess when engaging physically with a woman, and they like the ego boost of being attractive to many women. but they do. not. like. women.
You are the blood of the dragon. Dragons plant no trees. Remember that. Remember who you are, what you were made to be. Remember your words.
money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress